 | "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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| "USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."
- David Letterman
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| "Statistician: A man who believes figues don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
- Evan Esar
, Esar's Comic Dictionary. |
| "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
- Evan Esar
, Esar's Comic Dictionary. |
| "Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
- Fletcher Knebel
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| "I could prove God statistically."
- George Gallup
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| "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin
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