 | "He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks."
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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| "Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man."
- William Shakespeare
, "King John", Act 3 scene 4. |
| "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
- Woody Allen
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| "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
- John Lennon
, "Beautiful Boy". |
| "Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
- Anonymous
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| "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
- Douglas Adams
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| "You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act."
- Barbara Hall
, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000. |
| "The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want."
- Ben Stein
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| "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
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| "Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it."
- Christopher Morley
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