 | "And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man."
- A. E. Housman
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| "Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."
- Dave Barry
, "The Taming of the Screw". |
| "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin
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| "Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune."
- Dr. Thomas Fuller
, Gnomologia, 1732. |
| "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemingway
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| "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
- Fran Lebowitz
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| "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Henny Youngman
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| "[Water is] the only drink for a wise man."
- Henry David Thoreau
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| "It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine."
- Heraclitus
, On the Universe. |
| "The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken."
- Homer
, The Odyssey. |