 | "It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
- Abigail Van Buren
, (Dear Abby). |
| "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."
- Barry Switzer
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| "He not busy being born is busy dying."
- Bob Dylan
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| "There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
- George Santayana
, Soliloquies in England, 1922, "War Shrines". |
| "When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
- Gracie Allen
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| "We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society."
- Judith Martin
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| "Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
- Sam Levenson
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| "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
- Wilson Mizner
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