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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
- Woody Allen, More quotation on Life. |
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers", More quotation on Dreams. |
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"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
- Woody Allen. |
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
- Woody Allen, More quotation on Success. |
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
- Woody Allen. |
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"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
- Woody Allen, More quotation on Music. |
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"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
- Woody Allen. |
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
- Woody Allen, More quotation on God. |
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
- Woody Allen. |
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"I am at two with nature."
- Woody Allen. |