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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
- Wilson Mizner, More quotation on Birth. |
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"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
- Wilson Mizner. |
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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
- Wilson Mizner, More quotation on Listening. |
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"Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down."
- Wilson Mizner. |
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"God help those who do not help themselves."
- Wilson Mizner. |
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
- Wilson Mizner, More quotation on Education. |
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"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
- Wilson Mizner. |
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"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
- Wilson Mizner, More quotation on Death. |