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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on Marriage. |
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"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
- Will Rogers, Gossip. |
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"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on Democracy. |
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"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."
- Will Rogers. |
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"Politics is applesauce."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on Politics. |
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"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on War. |
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"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
- Will Rogers. |
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"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
- Will Rogers. |
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on Humor. |
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
- Will Rogers, More quotation on Congress. |