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"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
- Russell Baker. |
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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
- Russell Baker. |
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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
- Russell Baker. |
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"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
- Russell Baker. |
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"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately."
- Russell Baker, More quotation on Age. |
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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
- Russell Baker. |
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"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any."
- Russell Baker, More quotation on Writing. |
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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
- Russell Baker, More quotation on Progress. |