Famous Quotes, Funny Quotes from Ogden Nash [1902 - 1971] - US humorist & poet  

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Quotes "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Age.
Quotes "Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Parents.
Quotes "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Pets.
Quotes "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Family.
Quotes "I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all."
- Ogden Nash.
Quotes "People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
- Ogden Nash.
Quotes "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Work.
Quotes "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."
- Ogden Nash, More quotation on Progress.

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