Famous Quotes, Funny Quotes from Mark Twain [1835 - 1910] - US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  

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Quotes "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."
- Mark Twain, More quotation on Truth.
Quotes "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain, More quotation on Facts.
Quotes "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
- Mark Twain.
Quotes "A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval."
- Mark Twain.
Quotes "Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper."
- Mark Twain, More quotation on Journalism.
Quotes "Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
- Mark Twain, More quotation on Humility.
Quotes "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
- Mark Twain.
Quotes "Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
- Mark Twain.
Quotes "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
- Mark Twain, More quotation on Books.
Quotes "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain.

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