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"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery ?' "
- Jay Leno. | |
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
- Jay Leno. | |
"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."
- Jay Leno, More quotation on Laughter. | |
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
- Jay Leno, O Magazine, February 2003. | |
"There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice."
- Jay Leno, O Magazine, February 2003. | |
"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that."
- Jay Leno, O Magazine, February 2003. |
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