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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Henny Youngman, More quotation on Drinking. | |
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
- Henny Youngman. | |
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
- Henny Youngman, More quotation on Drinking. |
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