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"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
- Groucho Marx, More quotation on Money. |
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
- Groucho Marx, More quotation on Children. |
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"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
- Groucho Marx, More quotation on Age. |
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"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
- Groucho Marx. |
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"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx, More quotation on Books. |
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"Go, and never darken my towels again."
- Groucho Marx. |
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx, More quotation on Books. |
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
- Groucho Marx. |
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx. |
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"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."
- Groucho Marx. |