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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
- Fred Allen. |
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"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen. |
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"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
- Fred Allen. |
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"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen. |
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"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
- Fred Allen. |
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"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars."
- Fred Allen. |
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"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
- Fred Allen. |
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
- Fred Allen, More quotation on Television. |
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"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?"
- Fred Allen. |
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"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
- Fred Allen. |