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"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
- Fran Lebowitz. |
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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Children. |
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Food. |
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"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Drinking. |
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"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Children. |
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"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
- Fran Lebowitz. |
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"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not."
- Fran Lebowitz. |
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"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Pets. |
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"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
- Fran Lebowitz. |
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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
- Fran Lebowitz, More quotation on Life. |