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"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
- Evan Esar. |
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"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
- Evan Esar, More quotation on Education. |
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"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
- Evan Esar, More quotation on Books. |
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"You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."
- Evan Esar. |
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"Statistician: A man who believes figues don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
- Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary, More quotation on Statistics. |
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"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
- Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary, More quotation on Statistics. |