Famous Quotes, Funny Quotes from Erma Bombeck [1927 - ] - US author & humorist  

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Quotes "What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving ?"
- Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving", 26 November 1981, More quotation on Thanksgiving.
Quotes "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
- Erma Bombeck.
Quotes "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
- Erma Bombeck, More quotation on Thanksgiving.

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