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"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
- Douglas Adams, More quotation on Life. |
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"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
- Douglas Adams. |
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"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
- Douglas Adams. |