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"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
- Doug Larson. |
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
- Doug Larson. |
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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own."
- Doug Larson. |
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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
- Doug Larson. |
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"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."
- Doug Larson, More quotation on Language. |
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"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
- Doug Larson. |
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"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
- Doug Larson. |
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"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
- Doug Larson. |
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"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
- Doug Larson, More quotation on Age. |
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"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."
- Doug Larson. |